WHO: A Savior (Emi) and a Damsel in Distress (Arthur)
WHEN: The Prime Shopping Hours of the Morn'
WHERE: The Family Jewels Department Store
WHAT: The one in which Arthur learns the hard way that Christmas Shopping is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. And Emi prevents Aisle 27 from becoming a crime scene.
(
Oh! The horrors of soccer moms at Christmas! )